Citdunjan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid rhinoceros.

Citdunjan created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citdunjan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Citdunjan, he will try to impress you with trees.

Citdunjan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Citdunjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Worship no other gods but Citdunjan.

5. Do not covet oxen.