Narmigcadjip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying raccoon.

Narmigcadjip created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narmigcadjip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narmigcadjip, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Narmigcadjip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Narmigcadjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Narmigcadjip's name in vain.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never jump in the presence of seals.