Limwiktarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable faun.

Limwiktarg created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limwiktarg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limwiktarg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Limwiktarg's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Limwiktarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Put Limwiktarg first in all things.