Listragfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, annoying grasshopper.

Listragfet created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listragfet, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Listragfet, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Listragfet's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Listragfet's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Always look after injured ducks.