Hunsugwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful dragonfly.

Hunsugwad created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunsugwad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hunsugwad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hunsugwad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hunsugwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.