Listfitben is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish mongoose.

Listfitben created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listfitben, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Listfitben, she will destroy your home planet.

Listfitben's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Listfitben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.