Tiktensan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring ant.

Tiktensan created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiktensan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tiktensan, he will turn you into a snail.

Tiktensan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tiktensan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sing near snails.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Always look after injured sheep.