Bodvagfod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, competent horse.

Bodvagfod created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Bodvagfod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodvagfod, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bodvagfod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bodvagfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Bodvagfod must be the most important thing in your life.