Quafdagbossrot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthinking turtle.

Quafdagbossrot created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafdagbossrot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quafdagbossrot, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Quafdagbossrot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quafdagbossrot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never paint your back violet.

4. Do not take Quafdagbossrot's name in vain.

5. Respect your elders.