Gensabquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever newt.

Gensabquaf created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gensabquaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gensabquaf, it will be very unhappy.

Gensabquaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gensabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not eat cherries.