Rowfagnilyokvilced is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving shrew.

Rowfagnilyokvilced created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowfagnilyokvilced, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowfagnilyokvilced, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rowfagnilyokvilced's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rowfagnilyokvilced's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rowfagnilyokvilced.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not make images of living things.