Fenmipcarmiglistdin Femlarnbell Lundingep is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating skunk.

Fenmipcarmiglistdin Femlarnbell Lundingep created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Fenmipcarmiglistdin Femlarnbell Lundingep, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenmipcarmiglistdin Femlarnbell Lundingep, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fenmipcarmiglistdin Femlarnbell Lundingep's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fenmipcarmiglistdin Femlarnbell Lundingep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Retreat if seven seals approach from the west.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.