Dunfobvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful giraffe.

Dunfobvog created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunfobvog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunfobvog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dunfobvog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dunfobvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Dunfobvog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dunfobvog.