Hivbudlig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud coyote.

Hivbudlig created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hivbudlig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hivbudlig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hivbudlig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hivbudlig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never go into white rooms.