Ruttbomnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful whale.

Ruttbomnutt created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbomnutt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ruttbomnutt, he will not care.

Ruttbomnutt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ruttbomnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Ruttbomnutt's name in vain.

5. Never talk about comets.