Fablibpig is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair
tortoise.
Fablibpig created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fablibpig, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Fablibpig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Fablibpig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Fablibpig's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair brown.
2. Never sit in the presence of mites.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
4. Always wear red.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.