Vilafwab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced gerbil.

Vilafwab created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilafwab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vilafwab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vilafwab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vilafwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck green.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never feed grapes to turtles while wearing mauve shorts.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.