Tadfitbadged is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fussy dog.

Tadfitbadged created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfitbadged, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tadfitbadged, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tadfitbadged's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tadfitbadged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never paint your head cyan.

5. Do not sing in public.