Yattfethap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy cow.

Yattfethap created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattfethap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yattfethap, it will think nothing of it.

Yattfethap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yattfethap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Hide from turquoise manatees for they are unholy.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think about cell theory.