Gepwabfod Vig Rotbuting is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever wolf.

Gepwabfod Vig Rotbuting created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepwabfod Vig Rotbuting, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepwabfod Vig Rotbuting, she will turn you into a slug.

Gepwabfod Vig Rotbuting's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gepwabfod Vig Rotbuting's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Gepwabfod Vig Rotbuting loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never sit in holy places.