Bissveddut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient duck.

Bissveddut created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissveddut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bissveddut, she will turn you into a goat.

Bissveddut's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bissveddut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Bissveddut loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Bissveddut on top of important buildings.

4. Never sit in the presence of frogs.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.