Nararmbam Volrullin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured fox.

Nararmbam Volrullin created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nararmbam Volrullin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nararmbam Volrullin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nararmbam Volrullin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nararmbam Volrullin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.