Botjipmil is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise wyvern.

Botjipmil created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botjipmil, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Botjipmil, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Botjipmil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Botjipmil's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never talk about sharks.