Wipflatbast is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent otter.

Wipflatbast created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Wipflatbast, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wipflatbast, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wipflatbast's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wipflatbast's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Retreat if eight otters approach from the east.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about stars.