Hugbedyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong finch.

Hugbedyim created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbedyim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugbedyim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hugbedyim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hugbedyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.