Laksigwot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate wyvern.

Laksigwot created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Laksigwot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Laksigwot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Laksigwot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Laksigwot's Holy Commandments

1. Laksigwot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sing in the presence of monkeys.