Wabgudpid Timtamdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, effective clam.

Wabgudpid Timtamdiss created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgudpid Timtamdiss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabgudpid Timtamdiss, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wabgudpid Timtamdiss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wabgudpid Timtamdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Wabgudpid Timtamdiss loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.