Ranbanceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy naga.

Ranbanceb created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranbanceb, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranbanceb, he will come to you in dreams.

Ranbanceb's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ranbanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ranbanceb.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Never write about nebulae.