Montafjig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty badger.

Montafjig created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Montafjig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Montafjig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Montafjig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Montafjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never bounce in the presence of otters.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away if four capybaras approach from the east.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.