Bamyokrotgom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving wyvern.

Bamyokrotgom created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamyokrotgom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bamyokrotgom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bamyokrotgom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bamyokrotgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.