Cudmotnel is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent toad.

Cudmotnel created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cudmotnel, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cudmotnel, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cudmotnel's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cudmotnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide from turquoise eagles for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cudmotnel.

5. Never play with disobedient children.