Fedwansugvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic porpoise.

Fedwansugvog created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedwansugvog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fedwansugvog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fedwansugvog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fedwansugvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Fedwansugvog loves ants, so they must be honoured.