Fliggemyam Kadstiggum is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced seal.

Fliggemyam Kadstiggum created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliggemyam Kadstiggum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fliggemyam Kadstiggum, she will turn you into a tree.

Fliggemyam Kadstiggum's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fliggemyam Kadstiggum's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.