Weefenwad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, weak faun.

Weefenwad created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weefenwad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Weefenwad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Weefenwad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Weefenwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Run away if four seals approach from the west.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never eat carrots.