Randimcud is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, kind
porpoise.
Randimcud created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Randimcud, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Randimcud, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Randimcud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Randimcud's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt mice.
2. You must never eat coconuts.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never skip near mites.