Randimcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, kind porpoise.

Randimcud created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Randimcud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Randimcud, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Randimcud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Randimcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never skip near mites.