Metvegpas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing pig.

Metvegpas created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Metvegpas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Metvegpas, he will turn you into a mouse.

Metvegpas' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Metvegpas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always take life seriously.
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