Fungepbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful wombat.

Fungepbog created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fungepbog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fungepbog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fungepbog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fungepbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.