Sughugced is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Sughugced created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sughugced, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sughugced, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sughugced's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sughugced's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sughugced.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.