Xincedjad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered mongoose.

Xincedjad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xincedjad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xincedjad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Xincedjad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xincedjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.