Listhaptiftanfedgubgemvol is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, benevolent badger.

Listhaptiftanfedgubgemvol created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listhaptiftanfedgubgemvol, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listhaptiftanfedgubgemvol, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Listhaptiftanfedgubgemvol's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Listhaptiftanfedgubgemvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Listhaptiftanfedgubgemvol loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.