Padwonjig Candodfaszog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, narcissistic butterfly.

Padwonjig Candodfaszog created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padwonjig Candodfaszog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Padwonjig Candodfaszog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Padwonjig Candodfaszog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Padwonjig Candodfaszog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.