Tarrilsak is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, effective
skunk.
Tarrilsak created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Tarrilsak, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tarrilsak, it will manifest in front of you.
Tarrilsak's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Tarrilsak's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt monkeys.
2. Run away if nine manatees approach from the north.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Tarrilsak.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tarrilsak.