Gidcumrig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless wyvern.

Gidcumrig created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Gidcumrig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gidcumrig, she will ignore you.

Gidcumrig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gidcumrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.