Dibtenzan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing wolf.

Dibtenzan created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibtenzan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dibtenzan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dibtenzan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dibtenzan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Dibtenzan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.