Sagvogpak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered hare.

Sagvogpak created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagvogpak, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sagvogpak, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sagvogpak's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sagvogpak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve snails for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Sagvogpak on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. You must pray to Sagvogpak seven times a day.
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