Mipcutdossmit is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical
otter.
Mipcutdossmit created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mipcutdossmit, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Mipcutdossmit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Mipcutdossmit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Mipcutdossmit's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. You must love Mipcutdossmit.
3. Do not shave your back.
4. Worship no other gods but Mipcutdossmit.
5. Always look after injured mites.