Mipcutdossmit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical otter.

Mipcutdossmit created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcutdossmit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipcutdossmit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mipcutdossmit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mipcutdossmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must love Mipcutdossmit.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Worship no other gods but Mipcutdossmit.

5. Always look after injured mites.