Flygessbep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent wren.

Flygessbep created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flygessbep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flygessbep, it will turn you into a hamster.

Flygessbep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flygessbep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat peas.