Fubfeblarp is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful
skunk.
Fubfeblarp created bats six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fubfeblarp, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Fubfeblarp, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Fubfeblarp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Fubfeblarp's Holy Commandments1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Never talk about amino acids.
3. Do not wear pink clothing.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
5. Never eat green fruit.