Fubfeblarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful skunk.

Fubfeblarp created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Fubfeblarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubfeblarp, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fubfeblarp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fubfeblarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Never eat green fruit.