Wadkapdap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish zebra.

Wadkapdap created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadkapdap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wadkapdap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wadkapdap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wadkapdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.