Padyarplit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omniscient chicken.

Padyarplit created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Padyarplit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Padyarplit, she will not care.

Padyarplit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Padyarplit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Never feed cucumbers to capybaras while wearing black corsets.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.